I am disappointed with the abundant lack of mermen with long gorgeous curls and flowers in their hair so I drew a merdude chillin out on the rocks, dissatisfied with the weather and how easily his beautiful hair gets tangled.
4 minutes ago · 58 notes · Source · Reblogged from toribeaugrands
I’m such a nice girl, I’m so sick of being fuckzoned!!!!!!!
What’s the fuckzone you ask? it’s this zone that guys put you in where they only want to fuck you; they don’t want to have a friendship with you and they aren’t satisfied with emotional…
1 hour ago · 123,012 notes · Source · Reblogged from allylena
Wait so McGonagall’s patronous is literally her animagus-self?
4 hours ago · 0 notes
Who has been your biggest mentor on the show?
Nat Dormer. I can ask her the most stupid embarrassing questions. I’ll be like “so what does it feel like to be in love?” and she will tell me and give advice. She’s probably my biggest mentor just in general life.
7 hours ago · 13,698 notes · Source · Reblogged from averypotterurl
i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
7 hours ago · 229,509 notes · Source · Reblogged from averypotterurl
God forbid we teach the children psychology !!!
i wish the devil would have taught me all this and i wouldn’t have to pay for college
7 hours ago · 28,100 notes · Source · Reblogged from oh-snap-pro-choice
"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager
"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is
7 hours ago · 77,161 notes · Source · Reblogged from bisexualkira
Harry potter never should’ve been marketed as a fantasy action movie because that’s. Not. What. It’s. About.
8 hours ago · 7 notes · Reblogged from fuckitandflee